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A woman is in court for shoplifting

The Judge asks the woman what she stole. “A can of peaches your Honour” she replies. The Judge thinks on it a moment then asks her how many peaches were in the can. “Six your Honour” The judge tells her that in that case he will sentence her to six days in jail. Just as he is raising his gavel to end the case her husband from the back row of the courtroom gets up and screams: “She also stole a can of peas, Judge!”

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