The Judge asks the woman what she stole. “A can of peaches your Honour” she replies. The Judge thinks on it a moment then asks her how many peaches were in the can. “Six your Honour” The judge tells her that in that case he will sentence her to six days in jail. Just as he is raising his gavel to end the case her husband from the back row of the courtroom gets up and screams: “She also stole a can of peas, Judge!”
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Gee I hope you know how to drive this thing 🐠🚙
I guess the pitchers can only throw *sliders*.
It really sucks that it doesn’t suck.
It's been great advice so far, but as I get older I've begun to appreciate having that special someone help with my diapers.
Why was the rabbit so happy? Because some bunny loved him.
The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet
but gets arrested and starts yelling, "Wait, you are making a mistake, this is a set-up!"
You have to die first
That's the story of my life!
They’re called Laylo, foo
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